Pickup Line Practitioner Pillows

Last night in a bar I said to a woman, "I can't get no satisfaction." I figure if it worked for Mick Jagger, it might work for me. Did it get you any satisfaction? It got me a lecture on grammar.

'You haven't asked me out in weeks. Would I like to go out to a movie? No thanks I'm busy!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'Do you come here often?'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

'You had me at hell.'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

"So, back to my place?"

He's Tasty!

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"There's something different about you."

Steve needed to work on his approach.

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"I could get lost in your eyes."

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

'Hiya, spaceman.'