Pickup Line Practitioner Pillows

'You haven't asked me out in weeks. Would I like to go out to a movie? No thanks I'm busy!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Do you come here often?'

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'You had me at hell.'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

"So, back to my place?"

"There's something different about you."

Steve needed to work on his approach.

He's Tasty!

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'Hiya, spaceman.'

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"I could get lost in your eyes."

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."