Pickup Line Expert Pillows

"You're so out of your league, I'm like, 'super popular' on social media."

'So much for your ability to charm the birds from the trees.'

'You may not share my beliefs, but you should respect them!' 'What shall I do? He believes he's God's gift to women.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Fresh fish

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'Do you come here often?'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"There's something different about you."

He's Tasty!

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

Steve needed to work on his approach.

"So, back to my place?"

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."