Pickup Line Expert Prints

"You're so out of your league, I'm like, 'super popular' on social media."

'So much for your ability to charm the birds from the trees.'

'You may not share my beliefs, but you should respect them!' 'What shall I do? He believes he's God's gift to women.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Fresh fish

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'Do you come here often?'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"So, back to my place?"

Steve needed to work on his approach.

He's Tasty!

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"There's something different about you."

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."