Pickup Line Lover Pillows

"Have we met before?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Fresh fish

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Do you come here often?'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'You had me at hell.'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

He's Tasty!

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"There's something different about you."

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'Hiya, spaceman.'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.