Pickup Line Admirer Pillows

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

"Fancy a s**g?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Fresh fish

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"There's something different about you."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

He's Tasty!

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

Talk to me baby, I'm all ears.