Pick-up Line Appreciator Pillows

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

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"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

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'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'Do you come here often?'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'You had me at hell.'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

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"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"There's something different about you."

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"