Pick-up Line Appreciator Pillows

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Fresh fish

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Do you come here often?'

OMG UR HOT

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

Phill Jupitus

'You had me at hell.'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

He's Tasty!

"There's something different about you."

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'