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"You'll probably think this is just some opening line, but ... call me Ishmael."

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"Actually, if you back up about two-feet, I'm a lot better looking."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'How would you like a free check up.'

"Hey Bob, have you met my gorgeous new friend Mary?" "I said I'm married."

'I love the smell of your leather dress. It smells like a new car.'

"You're gullible, I like that in a bird."

"Hey babe, wanna see my third eye?"

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'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

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"Why so grim, handsome?"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Do you come here often?'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

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"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

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"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

'You had me at hell.'

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

He's Tasty!

Steve needed to work on his approach.

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

Harold Wilson