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"You'll probably think this is just some opening line, but ... call me Ishmael."

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"Actually, if you back up about two-feet, I'm a lot better looking."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'How would you like a free check up.'

"Hey Bob, have you met my gorgeous new friend Mary?" "I said I'm married."

'I love the smell of your leather dress. It smells like a new car.'

"You're gullible, I like that in a bird."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Fresh fish

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'Do you come here often?'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'You had me at hell.'

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

Steve needed to work on his approach.

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

He's Tasty!

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

Harold Wilson

'Hiya, spaceman.'

"I could get lost in your eyes."

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.