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'Hi, there -- What's your sign?'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"You had me at hell."

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Do you come here often?'

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'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

'You had me at hell.'

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

Steve needed to work on his approach.

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

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"There's something different about you."

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

'Hiya, spaceman.'

"I could get lost in your eyes."

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'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'