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"O positive, why?"

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Fresh fish

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'Do you come here often?'

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"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

'You had me at hell.'

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

Steve needed to work on his approach.

He's Tasty!

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

'Hiya, spaceman.'

"I could get lost in your eyes."

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

"My wife doesn't understand you."

Do you come here often? May I buy you a brief?