Pickup Line Collectors Gifts

'Hi, there -- What's your sign?'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"You had me at hell."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

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'Do you come here often?'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'You had me at hell.'

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"There's something different about you."

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'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

Steve needed to work on his approach.

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

'Hiya, spaceman.'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

"I could get lost in your eyes."

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.