Cheesy Pickup Lines Appreciator Pillows

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Fresh fish

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"There's something different about you."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

He's Tasty!

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

Paradise Singles Bar.