Cheesy Pickup Lines Appreciator Gifts

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Fresh fish

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

"There's something different about you."

He's Tasty!

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

Talk to me baby, I'm all ears.