Cheesy Pick-up Line Enthusiast Gifts

"May I write a poem about you?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Fresh fish

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

He's Tasty!

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"There's something different about you."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

'I have a better idea. Let's go to my place.'

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

Paradise Singles Bar.

'Hiya, spaceman.'

"Believe it or not, but we're Batman and Robin off duty!"