Pick-up Line Lover Gifts

Nail says to needle-'Has anyone ever told you that you've got a beautiful eye.'

"I could get lost in your eyes."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Fresh fish

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

He's Tasty!

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"There's something different about you."

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

Paradise Singles Bar.

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

'You know, Miss, if you ever want to have an out-of-body, experience, I'll be glad to keep an eye on it for you!'