Pick-up Line Artist Gifts

'Well, I was wrong - Sometimes it DOES hurt to ask.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Fresh fish

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'Do you come here often?'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

Steve needed to work on his approach.

He's Tasty!

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"There's something different about you."

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'Wanna help make sure we don't become an endangered species?'

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

"I could get lost in your eyes."

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"