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'Well, I was wrong - Sometimes it DOES hurt to ask.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Fresh fish

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'Do you come here often?'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

Steve needed to work on his approach.

'Wanna help make sure we don't become an endangered species?'

He's Tasty!

"There's something different about you."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"I could get lost in your eyes."

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

Paradise Singles Bar.