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Alas but only a few people master the perfect pick up line

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

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"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'Wanna help make sure we don't become an endangered species?'

Steve needed to work on his approach.

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

"I could get lost in your eyes."

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

"May I write a poem about you?"

'Lose the shell. We're skins.'

"I'm a breast and leg man, myself!"

'I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.'

"Hi. Obviously, I'm betting everything on the watch."

Closing time, and a man and a woman are checking each other out across the bar: 'Slim pickings.' 'Fat chance.'

'I love the smell of your leather dress. It smells like a new car.'

"Feel my shirt! Wanna Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material!"

'Hey baby, how 'bout we go back to my place and do a little family planning?'

"Well this part of your order has arrived, but the other parts haven't, though I understand they're in transit. So I guess parts of your parts order are partly here."

"You'll probably think this is just some opening line, but ... call me Ishmael."

"I'll take this book. A buddy recommended it to me. . . no idea why. Holy crap! You're one helluva hot chick!!"

'Hi, didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?'

My name is Morton and I'm a nice man. So? Are you a nice woman? Can you believe this? I think I've discovered a whole new species of wimp! Actually, he's kinda cute...

"Doesn't this state have a law against sitting in a pickup bed while casting a baleful stare?"