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'Hi -- my name is Dave...', 'Whoa! -- this is moving WAY too fast for me!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Fresh fish

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

He's Tasty!

"There's something different about you."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

'Wanna help make sure we don't become an endangered species?'

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

'I have a better idea. Let's go to my place.'

Paradise Singles Bar.