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"How's my drinking?" bumper sticker

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

Mohammad's motors

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Fresh fish

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

Nice park. . .

'How many miles to the gallon?'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

'Nice smile.'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."