Pickup Aficionado T-Shirts

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Route 666

It's great for pulling the birds!

Fresh fish

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Smile

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

Julie was never good at parallel parking.

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

All you'd expect in a British car!

One Man and Two Trucks

Lucky car.

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

He's Tasty!

"There's something different about you."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

The Grim Repo - 'Chill,dude. I'm just here for your car...'