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Parking Lot Dare

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"Perfect."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Undersized Load

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

One Man and Two Trucks

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

He's Tasty!

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Dog Driving a Truck

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'

'Dagnabbit! First muh truck breaks down, now my darn dog's gone and run off.'

Semiliterate.

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'Your truck passes my safety inspection, but you better clean the dashboard before the EPA declares it a hazardous waste dump.'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

"The hybrid engine says you care. The gross tonnage says get the hell out of my way."

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'