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"On the plus side, we don't have one of those toxic mortgages."

Two men and dogs hang outside a truck.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Undersized Load

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'