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Centipede Trucking.

Two Men and a Truck Full of Really Toxic Stuff, Inc.

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'

'When are you going to get that reefer unit repaired?'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Undersized Load

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"How much if I pedal?"

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

One Man and Two Trucks

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Trucker

'Your truck passes my safety inspection, but you better clean the dashboard before the EPA declares it a hazardous waste dump.'

Semiliterate.

'Dagnabbit! First muh truck breaks down, now my darn dog's gone and run off.'

"The hybrid engine says you care. The gross tonnage says get the hell out of my way."

'That wasn't the home movie. That was the trailer.'