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"4x4? That's an easy one: truck."

One Man and Two Trucks

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

'Your truck passes my safety inspection, but you better clean the dashboard before the EPA declares it a hazardous waste dump.'

The Bermuda Pothole: Where trucks towing boats mysteriously disappear.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

It's great for pulling the birds!

Route 666

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Smile

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Moon Pies.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Undersized Load

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.'

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

"I brought my lunch."

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

Julie was never good at parallel parking.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked