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Semiconductor.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

'Don't ask for directions'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"Perfect."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Undersized Load

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"Got any new monster trucks?"

Monster chariot races

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

One Man and Two Trucks

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

'We offer counselling for customers with gearbox issues.'

'Your truck passes my safety inspection, but you better clean the dashboard before the EPA declares it a hazardous waste dump.'

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