Truck Aficionado Gifts

"4x4? That's an easy one: truck."

One Man and Two Trucks

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

'Your truck passes my safety inspection, but you better clean the dashboard before the EPA declares it a hazardous waste dump.'

The Bermuda Pothole: Where trucks towing boats mysteriously disappear.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Route 666

It's great for pulling the birds!

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Smile

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.'

Undersized Load

"I brought my lunch."

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Julie was never good at parallel parking.

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

All you'd expect in a British car!