Truck Lovers Gifts

Trucker

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"Perfect."

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Moon Pies.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Undersized Load

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"Got any new monster trucks?"

One Man and Two Trucks

Monster chariot races

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

He was a pick-up. She was a dump truck. it was bound to be a bumpy road ahead.'

'You in town for the Monster Car Show?'

Semiliterate.

'Dagnabbit! First muh truck breaks down, now my darn dog's gone and run off.'

'Your truck passes my safety inspection, but you better clean the dashboard before the EPA declares it a hazardous waste dump.'

Two men and dogs hang outside a truck.