Truck Lovers Pillows

Trucker

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"Perfect."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Undersized Load

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"Got any new monster trucks?"

One Man and Two Trucks

Monster chariot races

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

'You in town for the Monster Car Show?'

"The hybrid engine says you care. The gross tonnage says get the hell out of my way."

'Dagnabbit! First muh truck breaks down, now my darn dog's gone and run off.'

Two men and dogs hang outside a truck.

Semiliterate.

Dog Driving a Truck

'Your truck passes my safety inspection, but you better clean the dashboard before the EPA declares it a hazardous waste dump.'