Truck Aficionados Pillows

'Green technology?'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"Perfect."

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Undersized Load

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

One Man and Two Trucks

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

"Of all the times to stall."

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Trucker

Semiliterate.

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

Dog Driving a Truck

Two men and dogs hang outside a truck.

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

'Your truck passes my safety inspection, but you better clean the dashboard before the EPA declares it a hazardous waste dump.'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'