Truck Aficionados Pillows

'Green technology?'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"Perfect."

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Moon Pies.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Undersized Load

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

One Man and Two Trucks

"Of all the times to stall."

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Two men and dogs hang outside a truck.

'Your truck passes my safety inspection, but you better clean the dashboard before the EPA declares it a hazardous waste dump.'

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'

Semiliterate.

Trucker

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

He was a pick-up. She was a dump truck. it was bound to be a bumpy road ahead.'

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

Dog Driving a Truck