Truck Lover Gifts

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'After forty years of trucking, Ed calls it quits.'

'Let's dump the balloons and do a re-weigh.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'Oh great. They're metric tools, and I've got standard nuts and bolts.'

"The Michelin stars are for the tires."

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"The hybrid engine says you care. The gross tonnage says get the hell out of my way."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

GOAT PATH

Speeding lorry with Morris Dancer outlines on front.

Einstein discovers that light travels at 65 MPH.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'Our gas mileage has really improved since we got this gadget!'

"No you back off! My load is so toxic it's eaten my reverse gear!"

Undersized Load

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"How deep are those pockets?"

"Got any new monster trucks?"

One Man and Two Trucks

Monster chariot races

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

The happy union of rail and trucking.