Trucking Aficionado Gifts

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Yomp Trucking INC. My way or the highway (Sign on CEO's desk)

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Moon Pies.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Undersized Load

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"How much if I pedal?"

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

One Man and Two Trucks

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'

Trucker

Dog Driving a Truck

Semiliterate.