Trucking Humor Aficionado Gifts

CSA bogging down a truck

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

A Semicolon.

'It's a slow trap.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Snail Crossing.

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

Yomp Trucking INC. My way or the highway (Sign on CEO's desk)

Lincoln Lane

Move over, pardner, you're ridin' in the horsepool lane!

Cops on Public Transport.

Geese can be very inconsiderate --- They honk and tailgate.

'Coffee, doughnuts, cigarettes'

Desert Island Cycle Path

A car waits for Mr Wright.

Centipede Trucking.

passenger attempts to board a London bus with a lobster.

How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER.

Reckless Driver Ahead...

We hire only courteous drivers (A few may be rather stand-offish and some are kind of moody, but they're polite).

Desert - Crawler Lane.

You want a scary Christmas story? I'll tell you how much my rail fare was to get here.

"Flashed again....Anyone would think I was on full beam!"

Journal Entry Six.

'When are you going to get that reefer unit repaired?'

Southern Trucking Company: We Haul You All.