Trucking Humorist Gifts

We hire only courteous drivers (A few may be rather stand-offish and some are kind of moody, but they're polite).

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Bob's Driving School.

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

CLEAR!

Volkswagen Scandal

A Semicolon.

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

Speed Bumps.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Airbus

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Lucky car.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

No Hand Signals

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'