Trucking Humorist T-Shirts

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Bob's Driving School.

CLEAR!

A Semicolon.

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

Speed Bumps.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Airbus

No Hand Signals

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"

Lucky car.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

Move to Arizona.

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

Digital Communication.