Trucking Satire Lover Gifts

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

I break for toilet paper

A Semicolon.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Undersized Load

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

"The hybrid engine says you care. The gross tonnage says get the hell out of my way."

Trucker

He was a pick-up. She was a dump truck. it was bound to be a bumpy road ahead.'

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'

'Let's dump the balloons and do a re-weigh.'

'Oh great. They're metric tools, and I've got standard nuts and bolts.'

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

GOAT PATH

'After forty years of trucking, Ed calls it quits.'

Cops on Public Transport.

'Coffee, doughnuts, cigarettes'

"As a matter of fact - We do offer free shipping."

Desert Island Cycle Path

A car waits for Mr Wright.

Move over, pardner, you're ridin' in the horsepool lane!

Lincoln Lane

Einstein discovers that light travels at 65 MPH.