Trucking Satire Lover Pillows

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

I break for toilet paper

A Semicolon.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Undersized Load

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Trucker

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'

"The hybrid engine says you care. The gross tonnage says get the hell out of my way."

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

'Let's dump the balloons and do a re-weigh.'

'Oh great. They're metric tools, and I've got standard nuts and bolts.'

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

GOAT PATH

'After forty years of trucking, Ed calls it quits.'

Lincoln Lane

Cops on Public Transport.

A car waits for Mr Wright.

"As a matter of fact - We do offer free shipping."

'Coffee, doughnuts, cigarettes'

Einstein discovers that light travels at 65 MPH.

Desert Island Cycle Path

Public Transport: Hell