Trucking Humor Aficionado Pillows

CSA bogging down a truck

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

A Semicolon.

'It's a slow trap.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

The happy union of rail and trucking.

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'

Snail Crossing.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

Desert Island Cycle Path

A car waits for Mr Wright.

Cops on Public Transport.

Lincoln Lane

Yomp Trucking INC. My way or the highway (Sign on CEO's desk)

'Coffee, doughnuts, cigarettes'

Centipede Trucking.

How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER.

passenger attempts to board a London bus with a lobster.

Reckless Driver Ahead...

"Flashed again....Anyone would think I was on full beam!"

You want a scary Christmas story? I'll tell you how much my rail fare was to get here.

Journal Entry Six.

"That explains a lot."

Desert - Crawler Lane.

Southern Trucking Company: We Haul You All.

'When are you going to get that reefer unit repaired?'