Trucker Culture Fan Pillows

'Coffee, doughnuts, cigarettes'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

A Semicolon.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Undersized Load

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Slow, Men at Work.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

One Man and Two Trucks

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

'Dagnabbit! First muh truck breaks down, now my darn dog's gone and run off.'

Semiliterate.

Dog Driving a Truck

Trucker

"The hybrid engine says you care. The gross tonnage says get the hell out of my way."

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'

'Your truck passes my safety inspection, but you better clean the dashboard before the EPA declares it a hazardous waste dump.'

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.

'Let's dump the balloons and do a re-weigh.'