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'Coffee, doughnuts, cigarettes'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

A Semicolon.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Undersized Load

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Slow, Men at Work.

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

One Man and Two Trucks

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Trucker

"The hybrid engine says you care. The gross tonnage says get the hell out of my way."

Semiliterate.

Dog Driving a Truck

He was a pick-up. She was a dump truck. it was bound to be a bumpy road ahead.'

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'

'Dagnabbit! First muh truck breaks down, now my darn dog's gone and run off.'

'Your truck passes my safety inspection, but you better clean the dashboard before the EPA declares it a hazardous waste dump.'

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.