Trucker Life Enthusiast T-Shirts

Southern Trucking Company: We Haul You All.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Moon Pies.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

Undersized Load

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Lowbrow Lolita

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Sam's Venison.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"How much if I pedal?"

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

One Man and Two Trucks

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'