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Southern Trucking Company: We Haul You All.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Lowbrow Lolita

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Undersized Load

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Sam's Venison.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"How much if I pedal?"

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

One Man and Two Trucks

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

'Keep on trucking man... or don't... you know, depending on which you'd rather do.'

A 'failed' brake check!

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

Shakespeare in the Industrial Park