Trucker Humorist Gifts

A Semicolon.

Movers. Shakers.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Bob's Driving School.

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

CLEAR!

Volkswagen Scandal

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

Speed Bumps.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

Airbus

'But this IS my mobile home!'

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

Lucky car.

"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"

No Hand Signals

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

Move to Arizona.

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

'I've been glamped!'