Transportation Humor Lovers Gifts

"Hey, I have to go. My Uber is here."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

I break for toilet paper

'It's a slow trap.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Airbus

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

Snail Crossing.

Fare Evader

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

Replacement Bus Service

High Load

'I love the leg room.'

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

'But you kept saying the rhythm was gonna get you.'

Cops on Public Transport.

A car waits for Mr Wright.

Move over, pardner, you're ridin' in the horsepool lane!

Lincoln Lane

'Terrific!... You wait for a billion years, and they send three at the same time.'

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

"Sorry to pull you over, but do you realize how fast you weren't going?"

Car Carriage

The Jitney 'Cross The Styx

Public Transport: Hell

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

Desert Island Cycle Path

Metrognome

"Ladies and gentlemen, the Queen of the Hop and the Duke of Earl."

CSA bogging down a truck