Transport Humor Lover Gifts

'You're not gonna believe this, but I ran out of gas!'

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

I break for toilet paper

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Airbus

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"I got held up in Suez."

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Fare Evader

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

'Hot enough for you?'

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

Replacement Bus Service

High Load

'I love the leg room.'

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

Move over, pardner, you're ridin' in the horsepool lane!

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

Car Carriage

Desert Island Cycle Path

A car waits for Mr Wright.

Lincoln Lane

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

The Jitney 'Cross The Styx

Cops on Public Transport.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the Queen of the Hop and the Duke of Earl."