Transport Humor Lover Pillows

'You're not gonna believe this, but I ran out of gas!'

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

I break for toilet paper

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Airbus

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"I got held up in Suez."

Fare Evader

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

'Hot enough for you?'

Replacement Bus Service

High Load

'I love the leg room.'

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

Car Carriage

A car waits for Mr Wright.

Lincoln Lane

Cops on Public Transport.

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

The Jitney 'Cross The Styx

"Ladies and gentlemen, the Queen of the Hop and the Duke of Earl."

Desert Island Cycle Path

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

passenger attempts to board a London bus with a lobster.