Transport Humorist Pillows

Airbus

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Honey I'm Home

No Hand Signals

Lex Ave Express

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Lucky car.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

"I got held up in Suez."

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'I don't like this. . .'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Bus Stop Evolution

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Fare Evader

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

Move to Arizona.

Google Maps for Sloths

'Road Construction Updates. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

"Cockfosters!"