Transport Humorist Pillows

Airbus

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Honey I'm Home

Lucky car.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

Lex Ave Express

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

No Hand Signals

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

"I got held up in Suez."

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Bus Stop Evolution

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

'I don't like this. . .'

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

Fare Evader

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

Move to Arizona.

'Road Construction Updates. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

'Hi I'm on the train...still'