Transportation Humorist Pillows

passenger attempts to board a London bus with a lobster.

Construction Ends 1 Mile.

'Wake up James, we're here'

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Journal Entry Six.

Lincoln Lane

Move over, pardner, you're ridin' in the horsepool lane!

"I use to drive 30 miles to work and 30 miles back. Yup...those were the days."

Cops on Public Transport.

A car waits for Mr Wright.

'Know what Chalky I am not convinced by these new quick release barriers.'

'Services cancelled due to points failure.'

Enormous Flying Carpet.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Death By Pedicab

Train Tracks

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Airport Security.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

Vampire on a plane

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.