Transportation Humorist Pillows

passenger attempts to board a London bus with a lobster.

Construction Ends 1 Mile.

'Wake up James, we're here'

Journal Entry Six.

Lincoln Lane

"I use to drive 30 miles to work and 30 miles back. Yup...those were the days."

Cops on Public Transport.

A car waits for Mr Wright.

'Know what Chalky I am not convinced by these new quick release barriers.'

'Services cancelled due to points failure.'

Enormous Flying Carpet.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Death By Pedicab

Train Tracks

Airport Security.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Vampire on a plane

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

The leaning tower of Pizza.

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Biliard Enthusiast