Transportation Humorists Pillows

Desert Island Cycle Path

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

A Semicolon.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Airbus

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Lucky car.

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

No Hand Signals

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

"I got held up in Suez."

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Fare Evader

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

Replacement Bus Service

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

'I love the leg room.'

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

High-Occupancy Vehicle Lane

"I hate this stop-and-glow traffic."