Transportation Humorists Pillows

Desert Island Cycle Path

A Semicolon.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Airbus

No Hand Signals

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Lucky car.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

"I got held up in Suez."

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Fare Evader

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

Replacement Bus Service

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

'I love the leg room.'

"I hate this stop-and-glow traffic."

High-Occupancy Vehicle Lane

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.