Transportation Humor Gifts

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Laughing Zone Ahead

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

I break for toilet paper

'It's a slow trap.'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Airbus

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'

"I got held up in Suez."

Snail Crossing.

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Fare Evader

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

Replacement Bus Service

'I love the leg room.'

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

Cops on Public Transport.

Lincoln Lane

Move over, pardner, you're ridin' in the horsepool lane!

Public Transport: Hell

A car waits for Mr Wright.

The Jitney 'Cross The Styx

'But you kept saying the rhythm was gonna get you.'

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

Metrognome

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

Car Carriage

Desert Island Cycle Path