Trucking Enthusiast Gifts

Centipede Trucking.

Two Men and a Truck Full of Really Toxic Stuff, Inc.

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'

'When are you going to get that reefer unit repaired?'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Moon Pies.

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Undersized Load

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"How much if I pedal?"

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

One Man and Two Trucks

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Trucker

Semiliterate.

"The hybrid engine says you care. The gross tonnage says get the hell out of my way."

Dog Driving a Truck

'Dagnabbit! First muh truck breaks down, now my darn dog's gone and run off.'